Has your husband found a car for me? I have some money now...and it is eating a hole in my pocket... I miss you!
from an 807 phone number, Friday, August 13, 3:01 PM EST

If I were Leila (and I am, kind of), I would be like, "Listen up, I do not want to be caught in the middle of your shady business dealings with my used car salesman husband. Text him if you want, but leave me out of it."