I wanna go home :(
from a 281 phone number, Saturday, July 31, 2:12 PM EST

A classic summer camp text message! (Except for how you're not allowed cell phones at camp.)

The nurses that they give us,
They say they’re mighty fine,
But if you break a finger, they'll break the other nine!

Oh, I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout camp!
Gee Mom, I wanna go,
But they won’t let me go,
Gee Mom, I wanna go home!