All fine here. Luna up early to crap outside. Me off to pilates.dogs with aunt elaina.
from a 610 phone number, Monday, February 21, 9:14 AM EST

That sounds like a very productive morning. By 9:14 AM in my household, I am for sure not at pilates. Ideally, I am awake. And it is rare that anyone has already taken a crap, inside or outside.