AT LAKE NO FISH FUN ANY WAY LOVE D A D
from a 541 phone number, Tuesday, July 26, 10:18 PM EST
I have only been "fishing" one time. I was 12 or 13 years old, and my friend Tiffany and I stood on a dock, where there may or may not have been fish. We never found that out because, before we could cast into the water, Tiffany got the hooks caught on her bathing suit. So then we had to walk home and get my mom to cut Tiffany out of her bathing suit.
Were we at the lake? Yes. Were there no fish? Possibly. Was it fun anyway? No.