Silver city ice cream shop. At night they have bears in their dumpsters. Do not get out of your cars.
from a 248 phone number, Saturday, July 30m 5:34 PM EST

Here is the thing: I understand what you're saying. I really do, and I agree: bears are terrifying. However. If the only way for me to get a cone of ice cream is walk past a bear-filled dumpster, I have to be honest with you. I will probably do it. And if one lunges at me, I will beat him back. Because ice cream is really important to me, and you just have to get your priorities straight, you know? "Eating ice cream" ranks just above "not getting mauled by a dumpster bear."