What size pics did you want of everyone for your wedding…4x6 or 5x7?
from a 413 phone number, Friday, September 23, 8:49 PM EST

This text message is an example of why being a bride sounds kind of horrible to me. You have to make literally HUNDREDS of these sorts of little decisions, where the options are so similar to one another that there is almost no way to sound which is preferable. I am bad enough at decisions when they’re like “salad or sandwich?” 4x6 versus 5x7-inch photos? Is there a correct answer to that?