Funny. U have a migrain and i think i have aconcussion. I fell and banged my head on the sink and almost went to hospital.
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, January 12, 1:32 PM EST

What a goddamn one-upper. "You have a migraine? Big deal. I MAYBE HAVE A CONCUSSION!" I feel like I just got a text message from Penelope.