hey leila, will you be upset if we cancel dinner and movie tonight. I pulled something in my back when I was shoveling and I wanna go to lay down.
from a 570 phone number, Saturday, January 21, 2:53 PM EST

Snow is hazardous. Either you let it sit there until it turns into ice and you slip and break your wrist, or you try to shovel it up and pull a muscle in your back. You can't win. Except by not leaving the house.