Oh yeah can u get me a mocha frape and get nukayla a small fry is u can
from a 781 phone number, Sunday, February 20, 12:19 PM EST

And also a chocolate milkshake, for me.

she takes credit 4 everthing i do and she blames things on people
I love Leonardo Dicaprio!!!!!!
from a 703 phone number, Sunday, February 20, 9:43 AM EST

This girl's ultimate dream is that whoever she is talking about will move to another time zone, and then Leonardo Dicaprio will swoop in and propose to her. That would be the perfect day, for 703.

well lucy has to be my companian because they all fell asleep
-k+j
from a 732 phone number, Saturday, February 19, 10:37 PM EST

Honey, this is what the Internet is for. Someone is always awake on the Internet, so you will never get lonely.

I understand if ur mad....i really wanted to see u i had the gift in my car...can i give it to u monday?
from a 240 phone number, Saturday, February 19, 10:00 PM EST

I am mad. That is my gift. I deserve it. How dare you make me wait until Monday to receive what is rightfully mine.

Leila mostafa is talkin
BLACK N' YELLOW
from a 609 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 5:24 PM EST

You probably already knew this, but I'm kind of oblivious to pop culture: This sig line refers to a Wiz Khalifa song. This music video has close to 45 million views on youtube, so you DEFINITELY already knew about this. If it weren't for the Leila Texts, I would be even more cut-off from society. If you can even imagine such a thing.

Do you have martins number?? If so can u give it to me??!!
from a 713 phone number, Wednesday, February 16, 10:12 PM EST

I need to ask him out immediately!! The dance if on Friday and it is already Wednesday!! I am a procrastinator!!!

Come into my room, RIGHT NOW
from 412 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:02 PM EST

Is this how people proposition Leilas these days? Romance is dead.

Do you want to go out tonight with shell me and maybe malika to ferndale to see boogie dyno and mega 80's band. Bring a friend.
from a 248 phone number, Saturday, February 19, 10:04 AM EST

Yeah! Let's do it!

If you guys want to come too, here's the myspace page for Mega 80s" and for Boogie Dynomite. S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!

I will do the missoin so i will see what moshling u get!ok
from a 347 phone number, Friday, February 18, 8:28 PM EST

Apparently, these are moshlings:



So, now we know.

I <3 MADDIE'S SQUIRRELS
from a 443 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 6:26 AM EST

Me, too.

the woman said she bought one at cosco for $ 99.00 Thanks though.
from a 541 phone number, Wednesday, February 16, 3:08 PM EST

What costs $99 at Costco? A pack of three lawnmowers?

Paul Cafari is many thimgs but he is mostly awesome! he has a friend named Anthony, i dont know what his name is but im sure paul knows!
-k+j
from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:42 PM EST

paula likes a girl on my bus named kayla larenco. I persoally dont like her.At all! i still have a major cruch on him. but i usually dont make signs.
-k+j
from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:44 PM EST

see what happened was we were holdimg onto the grass meaning we were nice to each other infact when i used to get off the buss he wuld smile at me
-k+j
from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:49 PM EST

but i was holding onto the grass too but we got in a big fight and he even totally let go and so did i.
-k+j
from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:49 PM EST

paul is in fith grade now wich means he will be in middle school next year wich means he wont be on my bus and i cant live that long without cing him
-k+j
from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:49 PM EST

i think paula doesnt like me because im obnoxtous and mean and loud. if i could have one wish it would be for him to be my boyfriend
-k+j
from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:51 PM EST

i will tell him the truth that i really do love him. now you can see that paul cafari really is awesome and if any girl " jacki!" never mind.
-k+j
from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:56 PM EST

I LOVE THIS SERIES OF TEXT MESSAGES. I love everything about them. I was out with some friends as these were coming in, and on of my friends asked if I was going to reply this girl to let her know that Leila wasn't receiving her texts. I was like, "HELL, NO. I am not writing back to this girl until I hear the end of this story." "i cant live that long without cing him"? "if i could have one wish it would be for him to be my boyfriend"? This is so romantic!

Tried to call u back i've been here by tomorrow am 36 hours then do another 4 hour & back here for overnight...i'm tired out.
People Helper
from a 607 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 6:17 PM EST

Hello did you leave me?
People Helper
from a 607 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 7:48 PM EST

Both sons are here now. He has edema all through his body. Left arm very swollen.bottom of legs swelled too. He kinda didnt respond to voice
People Helper
from a 607 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 10:36 PM EST

Voices tonight. Keith here in 30 minutes. I dont think its very long. Color is bad too...yellowish
People Helper
from a 607 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 10:37 PM EST

This is very sad. My grandmother had edema, too. It was very upsetting to see. It sounds like People Helper is an aide or nurse.

barackman Im getting haircut today
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 4:37 PM EST

baraCkman Im writing in my spy/thoughts/journal/poem/pretty much evrything notebook. Whatcha doin?
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 5:21 PM EST

barackman Roger roger roger leila btw idk who roger is where r u whatcha doin?
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 7:30 PM EST

barackman Some indian guy just called me twice. I did not know what the heck he was saying.omg the Indian man who triedto steal rosie is back!
from a 917 phone number, Friday, February 11, 5:44 PM EST

So that just about accounts for the past few days in the life of 917. Seriously, though, I used to have a notebook like the one she's describing. It was awesome. I had a lot more observations at the time. Now I mostly just have a Leila Texts blog.

Hey!!! watcha doin fatass
;) Maddy (;
from a 760 phone number, Wednesday, February 9, 10:15 PM EST

omgie thats exactly wat miguel just asked me
MADDY :)
from a 760 phone number, Friday, February 11, 10:10 PM EST

im srry 4 txtin miguel and i wont do it again :)
MADDY :)
from a 760 phone number, Saturday, February 12, 12:45 AM EST

srry for txtn miguel! it will never happen again! i sholdnt b txtin ur bf! srry
MADDY :)
from a 760 phone number, Saturday, February 12, 1:50 AM EST

Guess wat!!!!....... i was txtin matt and nick!!!! wow!!!!! still cant believe it!!!!!!!!!!! Awww cant wait to have a boyfriend
MADDY :)
from a 760 phone number, Tuesday, February 15, 10:29 AM EST

There was some Miguel-related drama over the weekend that doesn't interest me terribly, but Maddy's most recent text, from today, is just about the cutest thing I've ever read. I had forgotten that texting with boys could be so exciting, but sometimes it really is.

I do feel buter
from a 541 phone number, Wednesday, February 9, 11:51 PM EST

Buter. It's like better. Only for butts.

Happppppppy birthdaaaaay leilaaa love yooou.
from a 774 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 6:17 AM EST

"You know, just texting 'happy birthday leila love you' looks so... weak. There's no way that will stand out amongst all the birthday texts Leila is bound to get today. Wait, I know! I'll make every word in that message super-long! And also I'll send it incredibly early in the morning, before Leila is even awake! This plan will be sure to help me stand out in the crowd."

How long was your explication for the poem we had to read?
from a 330 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 9:45 PM EST

Twelve pages. Single spaced. GOOD FUCKING LUCK.

I want to do a bowling nite very soon. Let me know what works for you guys.
from a 650 phone number, Friday, February 11, 11:18 PM EST

People want to have bowling nights so often! I do not understand it. It costs as much money as a private karaoke room yet provides far fewer opportunities to sing "The Sign."

R yor ears pierced
from a 512 phone number, Saturday, February 12, 1:29 PM EST

Yes. You are the only loser without pierced ears. Now you know.