Wine at Sonia’s at 7 tonight
from a 301 phone number, Thursday, September 15, 2:58 PM EST

Kelly is coming.
from a 301 phone number, Thursday, September 15, 2:58 PM EST

301's thought process here was definitely: "Shit, Leila's not going to come for wine if it's just me and Sonia! Quick, I need to text her again so she knows that Kelly will also be there. That is the only thin that could possibly convince Leila to come. That and the free wine."

You know who wheres beanies and skinny jeans..evan johnson hes a junior.
from a 774 phone number, Wednesday, September 14, 5:53 PM EST

Evan fucking JOHNSON?! The junior? He's HOT. It must be the, um, beanies and skinny jeans. I am INTO that look!

My friend lost both twins today :(
from a 678 phone number, Monday, September 19, 8:16 PM EST

That is so sad. I hope these are not human twins.

Labrador retriever. that’s da dog im getting
from a 917 phone number, Monday, September 19, 8:47 PM EST



Adorable.

i txtd jon but he didn’t respond u want me to drop em off to u?
*lil*ash*
from a 518 phone number, Sunday, September 11, 10:15 PM EST

stuck in traffic but ill be thr in 10
*lil*ash*
from a 518 phone number, Monday, September 12, 6:20 PM EST

hey whats the name of that falafal place?
*lil*ash*
from a 518 phone number, Wednesday, September 14, 6:17 PM EST

hey sorry i got way to drunk too fast last night and blackd out. just turned my phone on what r u up to?
*LiL*aSh*
from a 518 phone number, Tuesday, September 20, 10:47 PM EST

Lil Ash seemed like a normal adult for the first week and a half of these text messages, until it turned out that she’s the kind of woman to get blackout drunk on a Monday night and then casually tell her friends about it. That was a little jarring for me. I just hope she’s in college.

I hate my self
from a 951 phone number, Sunday, September 18, 1:19 PM EST

Hey sorry playing pool with curtis and his dad at his house I will be home later. Sorry love And I forgot we are going to the ice house Saturday nite
from a 951 phone number, Wednesday, September 21, 12:38 AM EST

Texts that say “I hate my self” sound like a cry for help to me. But I cannot help 951, because I don’t know him. Hopefully his Intended Leila can help him. Or Curtis.

r u going to middle school to sell tickets t icsaschool
from a 330 phone number, Wednesday, September 21, 12:48 PM EST

Do I have to? The middle schoolers always make fun of us when we go there to sell tickets to our lame band concert. Then the eighth graders give me noogies.

Im sitting in the rain now how luck m i
:]Lmfao[;
from an 845 phone number, Wednesday, September 21, 7:13 PM EST

But at least you are laughing your ass off in the rain. That’s worth something, right?

Im sitting in the rain now how luck m i
:]Lmfao[;
from an 845 phone number, Wednesday, September 21, 7:13 PM EST

But at least you are laughing your ass off in the rain. That’s worth something, right?

were taking pictures at 530 at the river walk, and then eating at bens chop house at 630 :)
from a 334 phone number, Saturday, September 24, 9:56 AM EST

Ben’s Chophouse is “the place for the best price cut steaks and the freshest seafood in town.” In this instance, “town” refers to Columbus, Georgia. I hope this information will be useful to you the next time you are hankering some steak in Georgia.

Hi

If you have time to play with leila tonit or tomorrow am i d appreiate it
vic
from a 951 phone number, Saturday, September 24, 12:08 PM EST

I am Leila. So I don’t have time to play with Leila because I am too busy bring her.

are you awake?
pUbLiC sChOoL;0
from an 828 phone number, Friday, September 23, 11:05 PM EST

I had no idea anyone felt so strongly about their school type that they went around with it in their sig line. Is there someone out there with a “cHaRtEr ScHoOl” sig line, as well? Or is it only public school that inspires this level of devotion?

What size pics did you want of everyone for your wedding…4x6 or 5x7?
from a 413 phone number, Friday, September 23, 8:49 PM EST

This text message is an example of why being a bride sounds kind of horrible to me. You have to make literally HUNDREDS of these sorts of little decisions, where the options are so similar to one another that there is almost no way to sound which is preferable. I am bad enough at decisions when they’re like “salad or sandwich?” 4x6 versus 5x7-inch photos? Is there a correct answer to that?

Its ok. I no this makes me sound desparate but hav u heard anything else out from Mason l8ly??? SOrry its just i REALLY want 2 know
Ms Random
from a 724 phone number, Thursday, September 22, 6:14 PM EST

Really this time will u actually ask him out 4 me???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms Random
from a 724 phone number, Friday, September 23, 7:14 PM EST

Ms Random is my favorite Leila Texter of the week. She is so filled with emotion and hope! She makes middle school crushes seem like the most exciting thing ever.

My mom said tomarrow you can come over an go places with us stay the night ad come to my football games then we will drive you home
from a 636 phone number, Thursday, September 22 5:20 PM EST

Tomrrow ill call u
from a 636 phone number, Thursday, September 22, 7:56 PM EST

Leila answer
from a 636 phone number, Friday, September 23, 5:25 PM EST

Brandon please have leila call u can get rid of her she can stay the night congratulations
from a 636 phone number, Friday, September 23, 5:26 PM EST

At 5 im going so where is she
from a 636 phone number, Friday, September 23, 5:30 PM EST

Is it just me, or is there a moment in here when someone offers to “get rid” of Leila? I feel offended.

trask You are not in h .that is a lie
please do.nt tell andria a lie
it is not true jesus would not
lie about
from a 408 phone number, Friday, September 23, 4:25 PM EST

Let me see if I’m understanding this correctly: Leila told Andria that (figuratively speaking) she was in hell. Then 408 got angry at Leila for “lying” to Andria because Leila is not actually in hell, and Jesus would not want her to lie about such a thing. Yes? Is that seriously what happened? If so, I have two pieces of advice for 408: 1) Don’t be so literal. 2) Stay out of Andria and Leila’s business. Okay?

congress tonight?!
from a 928 phone number, Thursday, September 22, 7:22 PM EST

Even paid members of the House of Representatives do not get this excited about Congress on a daily basis.

“Love Life”
from an 808 phone number, Friday, September 23, 2:45 AM EST

This was quite the wisdom to wake up to this morning.

OPEN YOUR FACE BOOK A LOT OF FRIENDS AND FA
from an 858 phone number, Wednesday, September 21, 7:15 PM EST

you have tons of birthday wishes
from an 858 phone number, Wednesday, September 21, 8:06 PM EST

whyyoudontrespondtoallthisHb
from an 858 phone number, Wednesday, September 21, 11:24 PM EST

I’m sure Leila has already looked at her facebook wall, 858. Isn’t that like the only thing people do on their birthdays, other than maybe wear tiaras? Does anyone really need to be instructed to open their facebook on their birthday (or, for that matter, any other day)?

Yo wasuup leila bo beila banana ana co ceila… LEILA!!!!!!
from a 302 phone number, Thursday, September 15, 6:32 PM EST

302 bo b302 banna ana co c302… Um, never mind.