Fwd: Fwd: I only roll wit P.I.M.P.S. (Pretty Individuals Makin People Stare) and you're one of them send this to 10 of ya prettiest friends!
from a 925 phone number, Tuesday, August 28, 1:12 AM

This text awoke me from a deep sleep. I'm going to tell you something: It was well worth waking up for.