Msg: I+L+o+v+e+y+o+u send 2 everyone u love whether its real love, homie love, friend love, or family love, if you get 5 back, your loved! Happy V day!
from a 415 phone number, Friday, February 15, 8:25 AM

Valentine's Day is one of those holidays that loses it relevance pretty quickly. While a belated birthday gift is acceptable, a belated Valentine's Day gift really is not, and a Valentine's text coming on February 15 is a little awkward.

Also: Who knew anyone still used the word "homie"?