Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Love u DORK! Now ur on the clock! In 9 minutes somethin will make u happy but u have to send this to 10 dorks. Hopefully im one.
from a 419 phone number, Friday, May 16, 11:56 AM

The problem is, since 419 doesn't establish what this happy-making thing could be, it's really impossible to prove this claim wrong. Imagine if you spend all that time forwarding this text to ten dorks, and then in nine minutes, like, your dad tells you that lunch is ready. Now, lunch being ready definitely counts as "somethin [that] will make u happy"... but was it really worth the effort?

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