hey if u guys want 2, my mom says that u guys could sleepover on saturday and she would pick u guys up on saturday and ur parents could puck u up on sun
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, February 12, 9:16 PM

There must have been a more parsimonious way of getting across this message. Kids these days! You give 'em 160 characters, and they use every goddamn one.