I sent an angel to watch over you last night. He came bak and said he doesn't watch porn. Thanks for traumatizing my fucking angel, u freak!
from a 201 phone number, Saturday, February 14, 4:15 PM

This is fairly original, as text forwards go, so props for that. However, it's a little weird that it doesn't have the word "FWD:" at the beginning. I can't imagine 201 just CAME UP with this and then texted it to Leila... but, I don't know, I guess all forwards have to start somewhere.