yo come to the kegger. .3206 woolen way by timothys. . bring whoever
from a 302 phone number, Thursday, September 10, 10:11 PM

Oh my God, this text is so AWESOME! I have always dreamt of receiving a text like this, only, you know, having it be actually addressed to me. I don't think anyone has ever invited me to a kegger. Or at least they didn't call it a "kegger."