is the movie over yet?
from a 402 phone number, Saturday, November 28, 12:51 AM

plz say yes ur home. i want to stop worrying bout u (only cuz i lov u) n go 2 sleep
from a 402 phone number, Saturday, November 28, 1:13 AM

What do we think is going on here? Clingy boyfriend? Neurotic mother?

Other important question: When someone texts that they "lov u," is that real love? Is it more real than "luv"? Does it count as "the L word"?