gonna be late Tyree forgot his bag had to turn around. Should only be about 5 min late. Sorry. You can tell her if you want. Its ok.
from a 706 phone number, Thursday, March 18, 7:57 AM

Nice job, Tyree. Way to screw it up for everyone.

P.S. This is what half the text messages I sent to my friends look like (minus the reference to Tyree, since I don't know any Tyrees). I am habitually late and habitually apologetic.