just got the jersey.. too small and looks like shit. damn
from a 215 phone number, Thursday, April 15, 2:08 PM

It's unclear to me whether 215 just received a sports jersey that is too small a size and looks like shit... or whether 215 is making lodging some criticism at New Jersey, like maybe there is a cocktail named "the Jersey" and it, like the state (supposedly), is too small and looks like shit. You know, like ordering a Manhattan at a bar or whatever.

These both seem like reasonable explanations to me.