fuck yeah!! south africa just scored!
from a 310 phone number, Friday, June 11, 11:17 AM EST

I've been hoping that the Leila Texts will provide me frequent updates about the World Cup so that I can have informed opinions about it without actually having to do any work. But so far this is the only text I've received about any soccer games. Even the USA vs. England game: radio silence. Is it that no one with friends named Leila is watching the World Cup? Or no one thinks their Leilas would be interested in hearing about the results? Or everyone who watches the World Cup and who has a friend named Leila also knows how to use their cell phones?