Saturday, November 13, 2010

Hey.i dont think we should go out anymore.we dont talk or hang out.srry can we still be friend.
from a 201 phone number, Tuesday, November 9, 5:11 PM EST

Goddamn I love this text. This is all of middle school summed up into 160 characters. Yes, 201. We can still be friend, provided that doesn't mean we have to start talking or hanging out.

By the way, if you're wondering whether I replied to this person so that he knows he effectively broke up with Leila: No. I did not.


Jeff said...

If they don't talk or hang out, did he really need to send this text?

Anonymous said...

He did, if only because he'll someday be telling Leila "but I sent you a text!" and it will just prove what an asshole he is.