And now for a collection of recent text messages about various health conditions:

Had a tooth pulled this am how was yr visit with Alesia
from a 651 phone number, Monday, July 11, 2:00 PM EST

li'l just now came out of surgery... everything went well. they pulled out 2 teeth and wired his jaws... they need to keep an eye on his breathing...
from an 808 phone number, Thursday, July 14, 2:26 AM EST

Mom okay. Cardiac cath went good. Waiting for surgeron to discuss plan of care with us
from a 678 phone number, Tuesday, July 19, 7:56 PM EST

had mystery stomach pains all night-not sure why. will be home for morning-maybe all day. txt you later when i know better.
from a 617 phone number, Wednesday, July 20, 7:21 AM EST

If I had to pick one of these health issues, I would go with the pulled tooth. To be honest, though, none of these options sound very pleasant.