And now for a short collection of recent text messages about pets:

Thanx again guys...sorry to freak out...shes just a baby and i can bear to lose another pup prematurely.
from a 412 phone number, Monday, July 18, 12:24 AM EST

Better not forget a bigger cage for your bird prolly be cheaper down that way
from a 218 phone number, Wednesday, July 20, 6:40 PM EST

This is like the week of depressing texts. First we have the girl who has never read a book in her LIFE, and now we have puppies dying? What's next, rainbows that infect you with cancer?