Think about what you're saying. "Oh, that's so gay, homosexuality is wrong, etc. etc." He's my best friend, and you're upsetting him. A lot.
Just think.
from a 510 phone number, Friday, November 25, 3:28 PM EST

I hadn't realized this before right this minute, but it turns out that opinions on sexuality are simple. I have no idea why our government has spent so many years deliberating DADT and gay marriage, or why Foucault even wrote those books in the first place, when 510 has just managed to change a homophobe's mind in 160 characters. That was easy!