We only have math for homework right
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from an 845 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 3:30 PM EST

What is the math hw?
from a 760 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 7:47 PM EST

And the text message theme for the week is... math homework! Hooray!

The theme for next week week will be Thanksgiving. Just wait.

ali
Www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/laila_ali
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
from a 626 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 8:15 PM EST

I went to this URL and came up with: nothing. My best guess is that Ali tried to create a wikipedia entry for her friendship with Leila, and then this page got taken down almost immediately because it is not actually a real thing. Those vigilantes on wikipedia are very careful about all entries being real things. I know this because one time one of my friends made a wikipedia page about me, and it was removed before I even got the chance to look at it.

No actully i didnt put any lies
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, November 16, 1:07 PM EST

LEILA: "I just got a 40% as a purity test score! Woo-wee, I seem to have led a pretty daring life. Is that what you got, too?"
408: "No, actually, I didn't put any lies."

I'm going to cheat tomorrow. Don't judge me. I'm going to make a pdf of the answers to all of her study guide questions and look at it on my phone.
from an 859 phone number, Thursday, November 17, 1:35 AM EST

Earlier this week I filmed an interview about the Leila Texts with RightThisMinute TV. One of the questions they asked me was, "If you got a text message that indicated someone was going to do something bad, would you intervene?" This sounded like a moral challenge. Apparently the answer is "no," because when I received this text message, I did not call up 859 and beg her to consider the error of her ways. I just went back to sleep.

I wont bug u thats fine
doesn't mattr 2 me anymore
from an 814 phone number, Thursday, November 17, 10:08 AM EST

You see that passive aggression there? Subtle.

Will u each pls think of a cheap dinner suggestion. just write it down for when i get home. thx :)
I <3 my family!
from a 412 phone number, Monday, November 14, 3:02 PM EST

Why don't you just feed them American cheese again, like you did last week?

because of the hipsters?
from an 801 phone number, Monday, November 14, 4:51 PM EST

Trying really hard to figure out what statement 801 might be responding to here.

LEILA: "I refuse to go to Alligator Lounge for free pizza."
801: "Because of the hipsters?"

LEILA: "I used to dig Bukowski, but he has been ruined for me now."
801: "Because of the hipsters?"

LEILA: "I am boycotting the Internet."
801: "Because of the hipsters?"

haha bruh liez aint funnii
from a 732 phone number, Monday, November 14, 7:48 PM EST

Pretty sure this is, "Haha, brother, lies aren't funny." Only here is my question: If lies aren't funny, then why are you haha-ing?

Your stupid
from a 978 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 2:27 PM EST

Really? I'm stupid? Um, no offense, but I'm not the one who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

do u think we should have a copy of the text? text is defined = what appears on the wall. people may want a copy of this intro by russell lynes.
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 3:40 PM EST

Apparently, Russell Lynes wrote a bunch of stuff, including the sentence "Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence." If that appeals to you, then yeah, I think you should probably have a copy of the text.

Dear Leila- my heart was heavy for you yesterday for you- you are so very beautiful-just as you are-right now-just as you are - i am praying tht you will
from a 570 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 1:59 PM EST

Feel that deep in your soul...that is the honest truth- hve you rea the book 'captivated' have we talked about that ? I have it and will get it to you- i
from a 570 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 2:00 PM EST

I assume that 570 is referring here to Captivating: Unveiling the Mystery of a Woman's Soul, which is written by an evangelist.



Option B is that 570 is talking about Captivated: A Phantom Corps Novel.



I don't know, you tell me.

You havn't called me.
mom
fron a 505 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 1:50 PM EST

Oh my God, enough already!

disney bound
Sandy
from a 908 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 1:40 PM EST

Sandy, please go on "Soarin' Over California" for me. That ride is really important to me.

Hi Leila!Shirley remined me that we had a hiking meetup tomorrow. It set up 2 weeks before, i almost forgot it. So i don't think i can join you tomorrow
from a 202 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 5:07 PM EST

"I'm sorry I can't attend your Dionysian chocolate-eating making-out fun-fest tomorrow. I have a hiking meet-up. I am a woman who honors her commitments."

5Th rond. Paquaio ahead on points
from a 253 phone number, Sunday, November 13, 12:14 AM EST

Manny Pacquiao is a boxer. I know, seriously, we are now getting real-time updates on boxing. Is there nothing that random text messages can't tell us?

Hi its romey
from an 828 phone number, Friday, November 11, 11:14 PM EST

"I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda."

Morning, dear. Good luck today. You'll be spectacular. As for me, I shall be sleeping, because who the fuck wakes up at 0630 on a Saturday? Love you lots.
from an 813 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 6:25 AM EST

Dear 813,

GOOD POINT.

Sincerely,
Leila, who just woke up an hour ago

Y mi tia yuyu como segui???!
from a 571 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 9:42 AM EST

"And my aunt Yuyu like something???!"

Four years of high school Spanish, and it's like I'm fluent.

Yu workin? Wanna go 4 dress sale...buy 3 in price of 11?
from a 703 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 10:58 AM EST

I am working, it's true, but I do want to go for a dress sale... however, I'm not sure I want to buy three dresses in price of eleven dresses. Mostly because I am not sure what that means.

I just saw a Camaro
from a 949 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 11:31 AM EST

Okay, but was it bitchin'?