My internet/computer is being wat retarded :/ good luck studying we'll talk more later babycakes! *muah!*
from a 714 phone number, Tuesday, March 18, 1:44 AM

Yet another exciting emoticon! :/ That wrestler who may or may not have been from Massachusetts could sure learn a thing or two from this text.

Meanwhile, what I notice about this text is that it was typed out on a keyboard, rather than via predictive texting or via the 'tap' method. Can you tell how we know? (The answer is the word 'wat'. You see why?)