Wednesday, June 4, 2008

fuck fuck fuck. dude, leila, they got a pic of my kissing steve. i am so fucking screwed now. wth should i do?? what if mike sees?
from a 415 phone number, Wednesday, June 4, 11:10 PM

OMG.

Dear readers, I hope you all take away an important lesson here; namely: In this, the era of digital cameras, texting, and blogs, try not to cheat on your boyfriend. Secrets these days are so hard to keep... particularly when I'm putting them up on the Internet.

4 comments:

Alan Cabal said...

Face it, we're all under total surveillance all the time.

Loved your piece in NY Press.

heidi said...

san francisco in june is a rough time to be careful. I feel for 415.

Leila said...

Thanks, Alan Cabal!

For those of you who don't know: I have a piece published in this week's NY Press. You can read it here.

It's not about text messages. If you can imagine.

Usman said...

I'm impressed Leila's friend said "my kissing steve". It would have been so easy to say "me kissing steve", but no, in a moment of intense moral and personal panic, she struck a blow for grammar and style.

If Mike doesn't appreciate that, 415, he's a fool.