Monday, January 5, 2009

FWD: (FW:) My ride or die bitch. My smile or cry bitch. Never trashy very class n always flyy bitch. I luv u bitch send 2 all yo bitches!
from a 419 phone number, Friday, January 2, 9:01 PM

Excuse the play on words, but it would have been a bitch to compose this text using predictive texting, since the Verizon dictionary does not recognize the word "bitch." Thanks, VZ, for keeping us all just that much purer!

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