Marni wants to hang out so she cant know im coming over lol i pretended im too tired to hang out
from a 408 phone number, Friday, June 4, 11:11 PM EST

Oh my God. I hate that this text message exists, because this is what I'm always terrified is actually going on whenever my friends can't hang out with me.

ME: (on the phone) Hey, you want to hang out tonight?
ONE OF MY FRIENDS: Oh, I totally would, but I'm wicked tired.
ME: Don't worry about it. Have a good night!
THE REST OF MY FRIENDS: (who are with my one friend): LOL Leila will never catch on, will she?

THANKS FOR FEEDING INTO MY INSECURITIES, 408. Bitch.