U totally missed it. Patrick fell off the side of the top of the slide and landed on his head
from a 443 phone number, Monday, May 31, 8:42 PM EST

I can't tell whether the intonation here is supposed to be like, "Haha! Dude, you totally missed it-- Patrick fell off the slide and landed on his head, what a SPAZ!" Or whether it's like, "You totally missed watching your son, and so he fell off the slide and got a concussion-- nice fucking going, Leila."