Thursday, January 24, 2008

Any 1 there?
from a 914 phone number, Thursday, January 17, 5:33 PM

Please answer!!!!! its anna !its been Me the whole time
from a 914 phone number, Thursday, January 17, 5:45 PM

What u doing
from a 914 phone number, Thursday, January 17, 5:55 PM

It never ceases to amaze me the desperation that teenage girls exhibit when they don't get an immediate response to a sent text message. Maybe Leila didn't text you back because she was BUSY. Did you consider that, hmm, Anna? Maybe she was on the phone with someone else. Maybe she didn't even get your goddamn text messages because you didn't even bother to pull her name up out of your contacts list.

"Please answer" followed by five exclamation points is the text message of a girl whose parents are dying or who is trapped in a burning building. Anna, if that's not what's happening to you, then you are a little too "boy who cried wolf" for me. Chill out.

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