nice musuc...i know were you live...ha ha ha
from a 503 phone number, Saturday, January 19, 4:32 AM

why are you mad
from a 503 phone number, Saturday, January 19, 5:32 AM

are you mad at me...seriously iam tierd of fighting
from a 503 phone number, Saturday, January 19, 5:34 AM

arnt you going to bed
from a 503 phone number, Saturday, January 19, 5:34 AM

its haley can you please stop being mean i m jusr trying to go to bed
from a 503 phone number, Saturday, January 19, 5:50 AM

Really, Haley? You're just trying to go to bed? Really? Because, you know what, me too. Or-- no, wait-- I'm trying to stay asleep, actually, because it's FIVE-THIRTY IN THE FUCKING MORNING, but I'm finding that pretty difficult, Haley, because you KEEP TEXTING ME ALL THE TIME.

I know, I know, you'll say: Leila, if you don't want to get texts all through the night, turn off your phone; unfortunately, on this particular night I was expecting a text message from a friend to wake me up-- at around 10 AM, by the way, not 5 AM-- so my phone remained on. And therefore I received this veritable plethora of texts from Haley.

503 is in Oregon, so I guess she sent her first text message when it was only 1:32 AM, Oregon time, which is totally fine. I mean, I often send texts at 1:32 AM. But if Leila is not texting you back, dear, maybe you should assume she has gone to bed? Not that she's mad at you. Just that she is sleeping.

Eventually, I could not stand it any longer. I called Haley (yes, at 5:50 AM my time) and gave her the whole shpeil about how she needs to pull up Leila's number from her contacts list and yada yada. So I guess it's true: I've now explained the Leila texts so many times that I can LITERALLY do it in my sleep.