meet me at 6. bring the stuff. we gettin down tonight!
from a 540 phone number, Saturday, March 8, 11:45 AM

I imagine 540 thinks he's being all sneaky and subtle-- after all, he didn't say "bring the liquor," so if Leila's mother accidentally sees this text, she won't know what "stuff" her daughter is supposed to be bringing. Only here's the thing: 540 really ruins the secret when he follows up the vague word "stuff" with the sentence "we gettin down tonight!"

If I were Leila's mother, I would not trust 540 one whit. And if Leila was like, "Oh, no, Mom, by 'stuff' he means 'homework,'" I would laugh in her face.