Girl. Ar you mad at me for telling the 'secret'? I mean, you already told the human megaphone...
from a 580 phone number

Love it. Can you imagine if your nickname were "the human megaphone"? I also love the brief but definitive first sentence. "Girl." 580 means business.

I still don't know what the 'secret' is, though, and I am curious. I wish the human megaphone would talk a little louder so that I could hear.