henry scott told me 2 ask u if u would go out with me
from a 503 phone number, Tuesday, September 1, 2:50 AM

I love this deflection of responsibility. "I'm asking you out, but it wasn't my idea. Frankly I am repulsed by you and therefore will be totally cool with it if you turn me down. I'm only making this gesture because Scott told me to, and, well, you know Scott."