on a scale of 1 ta 13 how much did u like dat prom dress i tryed on yesterday?
from a 540 phone number, Monday, March 3, 2:49 PM

Approximately 7.5. But seriously, 540 girl, don't you think it's a little early to be trying on prom dresses? I know, I know, prom is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and you can never be too prepared, yada yada, but it's still three months away. I know BRIDES who don't get dresses this far in advance. What you lose a lot of weight before June? Or get pregnant?