FWD: Squeeeeeeeeze!! You've been given a hug. I WANT ONE BACK! If u get 3 ur cute..6 ur hott.. 9ur sexy.. START HUGGIN!
from a 612 phone number, Friday, June 27, 10:46 AM

At this point, I think I have received this text from so many different strangers that I am now beyond "cute" and into "hott." Let's hope 13-year-olds grow tired of this forward before I move into the realm of "sexy."