something happens to us call the police someone is here telling us about his lifestoruy
from a 256 phone number, Tuesday, June 24, 12:03 PM

I assume this was merely a figure of speech, like, "Oh my God, this guy's lifestoruy is sooo boooring, call the cops!" But if it turns out I'm wrong, and something awful happened to 256 as a result of hearing someone tell his lifestoruy, and Leila didn't know to call the police because she never received this plaintive text message... well, I will feel pretty damn guilty.