Come back already, Ley. I miss you. You would have stopped me from going on my date. It sucked, btw and I had to drive to Bezerkly for it. =( Love ya. <3
from a 650 phone number, Sunday, March 15, 4:03 PM

When I got this text, I thought that it might have been for me, since I was, indeed, out of town at the time, and it was possible that one of my friends missed me. Even more promisingly, some of my friends went on dates this weekend (or at least Becca did). But, alas, I live nowhere near "Bezerkly" (NICE name, by the way). So, not me. Alas.