That shits hellawickedillyo!
from a 914 phone number, Thursday, February 28, 9:32 PM

I go over this rule every couple months, but since this blog has acquired so many new readers in the past 24 hours, I'd like to reiterate myself: You are welcome to try out the Leila Texts for yourself, and I will do my best to reply to you-- like, if I'm not sleeping or in an important meeting at work or whatever. But you must be clear that you really are trying to reach ME, and no other Leila. Because, honestly, 914 could be saying that it's hellawickedillyo that I get text messages from strangers, or he could be saying that it's hellawickedillyo that some random other Leila has a won a free trip to Disneyworld. How should I know?