FWD: FWD: You have 60mins to tell 10 people “ I Love You including me, or 2010 will be ur worst year, so I LOVE YOU !!!
from a 513 phone number, Wednesday, December 30, 6:33 PM

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWDL FWD: as d new year nears close ur eyes n think of me n u will see me thinking of u. happy new year too. uncle alex
from a 949 phone number, Friday, January 1, 2:33 AM

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Happy New Year! Be safe! Be happy! Be blessed!
from a 410 phone number, Friday, January 1, 1:11 PM

Nothing like the end of a year to inspire a frenzy of inane, sappy, poorly punctuated chain texts.