Friday, April 25, 2008

Hi leila, its been a while...just dropping a line, so pick it up!
from a 914 phone number, Wednesday, April 23, 9:40 PM

Obviously Leila will never respond to this message, from which you should extrapolate, 914, that she has become infinitely more cool since the last time you saw her, and she no longer has use for you and your lame friends and your lame nights out. (At least, that's what I'd extrapolate, if I were 914.)

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