Yeah but i cant, my moms being a huge bitch, im really sorry
from a 978 phone number, Thursday, April 24, 7:38 PM

Moms were such a great way to get out of things back in high school. If you didn't want to go, you could just say, "My mom totally sucks and won't let me." And what are your friends supposed to say to that? They can't blame you; obviously you WANT to be there. And they can't be like, "Yeah, your mom DOES suck"-- because, dude, she's your mom!

It's a lot harder to work this excuse once you're an adult.