FWD: Dear God, The girl reading this is beautiful & I love her. Help her live her life to the fullest. Send this to all the girls u love E baby im it
from a 706 phone number, Wednesday, March 26, 4:41 PM

Obviously I know nothing about God or how s/he works. However, I am going to go out on a limb and propose that maybe God doesn't read forwarded text messages all that closely? I don't know, just a thought, I could be wrong.